your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You are a genius and a whore.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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