Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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