That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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