its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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