I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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