You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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