So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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