No, you can still breathe under the balls.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
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