O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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