Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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