i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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