Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Randomize
