Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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