You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
