my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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