i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I have post one night stand depression
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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