a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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