Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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