So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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