Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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