A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
