No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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