marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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