so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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