i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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