Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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