My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize
