just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
