have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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