any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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