Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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