I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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