I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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