Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
