Pappa wants mamma naked
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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