is this the sara with the beer cane?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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