i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
you didnt know i had herpes?
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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