She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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