I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
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