He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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