You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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