I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
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