Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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