I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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