I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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