i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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