Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I don't think brook has ever known best
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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