sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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