Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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