yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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