Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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