we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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