what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
ttyl tear gas
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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