belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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