We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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