Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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