New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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