Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Green mimosas i think yes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Oh god it's open bar.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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