I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
