she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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