He is such a slut. More and more my type.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
she pinky promised me she was 18
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Randomize
