He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
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