Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Randomize
